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Good Omens

Good Omens


Description : Good Omens
It was a nice day.

All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet. But clouds massing east of Eden suggested that the first thunderstorm was on its way, and it was going to be a big one.

The angel of the Eastern Gate put his wings over his head to shield himself from the first drops.

“I'm sorry,” he said politely. “What was it you were saying?”

“I said, that one went down like a lead balloon,” said the serpent.

“Oh. Yes,” said the angel, whose name was Aziraphale.

“I think it was a bit of an overreaction, to be honest,” said the serpent. “I mean, first offense and everything. I can't see what's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil, anyway.”

“It must be bad,” reasoned Aziraphale, in the slightly concerned tones of one who can't see it either, and is worrying about it, “otherwise you wouldn't have been involved.”

“They just said, Get up there and make some trouble,” said the serpent, whose name was Crawly, although he was thinking of changing it now. Crawly, he'd decided, was not hint

“Yes, but you're a demon. I'm not sure if it's actually possible for you to do good,” said Aziraphale. “It's down to your basic, you know, nature. Nothing personal, you understand.”

“You've got to admit it's a bit of a pantomime, though,” said Crawly. “I mean, pointing out the Tree and saying 'Don't Touch' in big letters....
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